The Joker

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

7:12PM

*It's been...ooh, gosh, well. It might have been years. It might have been days. It could even have been the time it takes a fat man to eat a peanut-butter-and-jelly foldover. But however long it's been, he's back, and he's pootling happily about the Nexus looking for someone to happen to.

He's not wearing a coat this time, and if one was fooled by his lanky, white-skinned frame, his sunken cheekbones above the scarlet grin, one might feel sorry for him, wandering aimlessly in the cold.

Please. Don't let anyone be fooled.*

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

8:19PM - Oh no! gasp

...I think I'm trying to kill me. I wonder if this counts as suicide or murder?

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Sunday, May 15, 2005

2:02PM - Y'know, it's funny. This situation.

It reminds me of a joke. See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum . . .
And one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight . . . Stretching away to freedom.

Now the first guy, he jumps straight across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see . . . Y'see, he's afraid of falling.

So then the first guy has an idea . . . He says, hey! I have my flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me! B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh- says . . . He says, Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy?

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!

Current mood:

crushed

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